Currently I am on hold with the electric company.
Every 3o seconds this dude comes on and says "Thank you for holding. We will be with your shortly." And "You're call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available teller."
In between these nice bouts of verbal explosions smooth jazz is playing. Just when I get into the music the dude comes on and says his thing.
But I was thinking of a way they can improve this whole holding thing. I think they should let you choose the type of music you want to listen to. Like a radio. Or they could put some type of game on there.